The Ben Stiller Show (TV Series)

On Melrose Avenue (1992)

Bob Odenkirk: Various Characters

Quotes 

• Ice Man McGee : [rapping]  Cuttin' up my lawn, and scatterin' his clippings. / You think I don't know where my yard begins? / He lives on Springer Road, number 311. / Sucker gets home every night around 7. / Kill Doug Szathkey. / That's right, I said, kill Doug Szathkey. / Peace.

• Ice Man McGee : It's like I'm saying, it's just censorship, straight up. I would like to make it clear that when I said, 'Kill Doug Szathkey', I was using street terminology to describe a situation from my life. When you misinterpret my words, all ya'all dis me, you dis my fans, and you dis the United States Constitution. And that's a real crime.

• Gen. Douglas MacArthur : Come on Stacy, shake those cobwebs loose.

  B Minus Time Traveler : July 7, 1941, a dayyy that will live in infamy.

  [General MacArthur gives a disapproving look] 

  B Minus Time Traveler : September 12, 1941, a dayyy that will live in...

  [whines] 

  B Minus Time Traveler : Come on, General MacArthur, they both sound right.

  Gen. Douglas MacArthur : How could you forget the day Pearl Harbor was bombed?

  B Minus Time Traveler : Well, it was like, super easy to cheat in that class, cuz I had this friend Stacy, we had this system rigged where you would write it...

  [the General stare sternly] 

  B Minus Time Traveler : on... your... arm...