Arleen Sorkin crédité pour le rôle de...
Harley Quinn
- [Bruce Wayne backs up and falls down an open elevator shaft]
- Harley Quinn: Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God! We-we killed him!... Oh well.
- Poison Ivy: We were going to do it anyway.
- Harley Quinn: We got his credit cards; what's to worry?
- [first lines]
- Harley Quinn: I'm depressed, Red. Here it is holiday time and we're hiding out in this dingy rat trap. No presents, no fun, no nothin'. Can't we at least get a Christmas tree?
- Poison Ivy: What? And support the mad campaign of botanical genocide that grips this country every December?
- Harley Quinn: But Christmas trees are so bright and fun and pretty. Oh, please? Please? Please? Please?
- Poison Ivy: Step lively there, Brucie.
- Harley Quinn: Look! Pianos!
- Bruce Wayne: I've had just about enough of this.
- Harley Quinn: I think the stuff is wearing off.
- Poison Ivy: Can't have that.
- [giving Harley her lipstick tube]
- Poison Ivy: Give him another shot.
- Harley Quinn: [applying it] Right-a-rooney!
- [advancing on Bruce]
- Harley Quinn: Gimme some sugar, baby.
- Poison Ivy: [getting captured by Batman] Well, here's your stupid tree. You happy?
- Harley Quinn: [content] Yeah.
- Poison Ivy: So, where to now?
- Harley Quinn: Any place is fine by me, as long as it's away from that guy.
- [they shriek as they see Batman in pursuit]
- Poison Ivy: May we give you a ride, Mr. Wayne?
- Bruce Wayne: No, thanks. I have my own car.
- Harley Quinn: Oh, but we insist.
- Poison Ivy: [looking in the window, he realizes who it is] Season's greetings, Brucie. Your two favorite party girls are out for some Christmas fun.
- Harley Quinn: [pulling him into the car] Ivy zapped you with her special lipstick back at the party.
- Poison Ivy: Now we've got Gotham's handsomest, wealthiest bachelor to treat us to a holiday shopping spree!
- Poison Ivy: I'll bet you've been a good little batboy this year. Unfortunately, Harley and I are still on the naughty list.
- Harley Quinn: Come on up and get your presents.
- [Batman climbs a tower of toys]
- Poison Ivy: [in waiting with a boxing glove on] Merry Christmas, darling.
- [as she punches him, he falls but catches himself on a ledge and climbs to safety]
- Harley Quinn: [appearing behind him with a mallet] And happy new year, chump!