Batman: The Animated Series (TV Series)

What Is Reality? (1992)

Efrem Zimbalist Jr.: Alfred Pennyworth

Quotes 

• Batman : Brain teasers are the Riddler's M.O., not corny old jokes like these.

  Alfred Pennyworth : Perhaps the questions are the clues, not the answers. For example, they all seem to involve animals.

  Batman : Also numbers. A 500-pound gorilla, a millipede, meaning 1,000 legs, and five elephants. Now let's convert them to Roman numerals.

  [seeing the results] 

  Batman : Look!

  Alfred Pennyworth : D-M-V.

  Batman , Alfred Pennyworth : Department of Motor Vehicles.

  Alfred Pennyworth : But I recall you mentioning he'd already obliterated his records there, so why return?

  Batman : For the hard copy.

• Dick Grayson : [in line at the DMV]  Stop whining, Alfred. If you think the ticket's a mistake, you'll get a chance to tell the whole story to the clerk when we get up there.

  Alfred Pennyworth : If I live that long.