Robert Costanzo credited as playing...
Rocco
- Detective Harvey Bullock: Relax, Mr. Francis. I got men posted at every window and door. Nobody's sneaking in here tonight.
- Batman: [doing so, dressed as a patrol cop] If I got in this easily... so will the Joker.
- Detective Harvey Bullock: Hey, hey! This is police business! Haul your bat butt out of here!
- Commissioner James Gordon: Hold it, Detective. No one knows the Joker's methods better than Batman. He stays.
- Detective Harvey Bullock: [grumbling under his breath] Glory-hoggin, long underwear geek.
- Batman: He'll be all right once the antivenom kicks in.
- Detective Harvey Bullock: I don't get it. We all breathed the gas, and we're not smiling.
- Batman: He didn't want us. That gas is one part of a binary compound. The Joker exposed Francis to the other part when he threatened him this morning.
- The Joker: [the TV turns on] This just in. Former copyright director G. Carl Francis will be taking an extended vacation.
- [his picture of Francis changes]
- The Joker: Looks like he's having more fun already! But I'm not happy! If I don't get my legal claim to my fish by 3:00 a.m., the number two bureaucrat, Thomas Jackson, will feel my wrath. And now, Batman, 'cause I know you're watching, here's a message from our sponsor.
- Harley Quinn: Oh, my poor, poor puddin'.
- Detective Harvey Bullock: Come on, he was a demented, abusive, psychotic maniac.
- Harley Quinn: Yeah. I'm really gonna miss him.
- Harley Quinn: Freeze, coppa! I got you covered, see?
- Detective Harvey Bullock: Well, if it ain't laughing boy's little henchwench. You're outgunned, sugar.
- Harley Quinn: Do tell.
- Detective Harvey Bullock: [she fires her gun, and he's restrained with a bundle of ropes] AH! What? Whoa!
- The Joker: ["catching him" with a rod and reel] Hoo! Look at what I caught. Kind of runty, though.
- [suspending him over a shark tank]
- The Joker: I'm gonna have to throw it back.
- The Joker: Now, this fella here... came with his own grin. See the resemblance? And check out my catch of the day.
- Batman: [seeing Bullock restrained] Bullock.
- Detective Harvey Bullock: [spitting out a fish] I didn't need no batcomputer to tell me that weird-looking minnow came from an aquarium.
- The Joker: Yes, well, this is all tremendously boring. Of course, I can always amuse myself watching old Har give my shark indigestion.