- Gil Mason: Don't make this hard on yourself, Thorne! Step out where we can see you!
- Rupert Thorne: Not even if I could, flatfoot!
- Detective Harvey Bullock: Look!
- [he points up to Thorne who is tied up to a pole and hanging upside down]
- Commissioner James Gordon: Don't you just love it when he gives 'em to you gift wrapped?
- Alfred Pennyworth: You'll ruin your eyes changing channels so fast, Master Bruce. Not to mention your attention span. One would think the fall of Rupert Thorne would bring a smile even to your face.
- Bruce Wayne: I'd love to know who this mysterious informant is. This is the third ganglord Mason's brought down in as many months.
- Alfred Pennyworth: Yes, it's quite alarming. If this continues, you might even be forced into taking a vacation.
- Barbara Gordon: You know, Dad, if you and Gil keep nailing bad guys like this people will think you two are Batman and Robin.
- Commissioner James Gordon: What can I say? Gil is a godsend. And he's not bad-looking, either.
- Barbara Gordon: Dad. I just got you to stop treating me like a kid and now you're trying to marry me off.
- Commissioner James Gordon: Don't think I didn't see you two at that fundraiser last week. Thick as thieves, you were.
- Barbara Gordon: But you're the DA, Janet. You've worked with my father. There must be something you...
- Janet Van Dorn: The evidence is solid, Barbara. Money deposited to your father's name in laundered accounts, witnesses who swear they saw him take bribes.
- Barbara Gordon: That's not sufficient cause to deny bail.
- Janet Van Dorn: True. But we also found deposit receipts for a South American bank. We have to consider him a flight risk.
- Barbara Gordon: This is crazy. My father would never
- Janet Van Dorn: Maybe you don't know your father as well as you think. Maybe none of us do.
- Detective Harvey Bullock: Don't you believe her, kid. Your pop's the best there is. That's why the department's putting on a rally for him.
- Barbara Gordon: Harvey, that's a wonderful idea.
- Detective Harvey Bullock: Yeah. Wish I could say it was mine.
- Gil Mason: Just because I have a job to do doesn't mean I'm not on your side. I'm going to see Jim Gordon gets all the public support we can muster.
- Detective Harvey Bullock: All the top cops will be there, including yours truly. So don't worry your pretty little head. It should be quite a show.
- Barbara Gordon: Yes, and I know someone who'd be a real showstopper, if I can get him.
- Barbara Gordon: But you have to come to the rally. The public respects you. If they see you there, they'll know Dad's innocent.
- Batman: Sorry, but there's more to this than a simple frame-up. And I'm not gonna find out by appearing at rallies.
- Barbara Gordon: But don't you see...
- Batman: The best thing you can do for him is to keep out of it. The people behind this are dangerous.
- Barbara Gordon: "I'm a professional, don't try this at home," huh? Sorry, Batman. You being at the rally could decide if Dad goes free. So you'll be there, one way or another.
- Barbara Gordon: What am I gonna do? If Gil's involved in this, then there's no one that I can trust.
- [holds up her cape and cowl]
- Barbara Gordon: And if Batman's not around... What do you think, Woobie? Could use a little work, huh?
- Commissioner James Gordon: I was wondering when you'd get around to me.
- Batman: I got a look at the evidence. Those deposit receipts were perfect forgeries, dated months ago. Doesn't look like Thorne's handiwork.
- Commissioner James Gordon: Then who?
- Batman: Word on the street is a new syndicate is moving in. Could be a connection. I'll check it out. Anything you need?
- Commissioner James Gordon: Yes. Check on Barbara. Keep her out of this.
- Two-Face: Who are you? What are you doing here?
- Bruce Wayne: Matches Malone. Heard about a new mob. Thought I could make some more dough.
- Two-Face: Is that so? Well, you heard right. In fact, you can double your take on the jobs we're pulling... assuming I let you live to join my gang.
- [Bruce gasps as Two-Face steps out of the shadows]
- Two-Face: Matches Malone, huh? Never heard of you. But there's something about you that I don't like. Nothing I can put my finger on, but I trust my hunches; kinda like, uh, second sight, you know?
- [showing his coin]
- Two-Face: Good heads, you live, bad heads, you don't. Simple, huh?
- Alfred Pennyworth: Expanding membership in the crime-fighting club?
- Dick Grayson: If I find out who she is, I'll... hey! Look at that.
- [re-winding the tape, he plays it back at quarter-speed]
- Alfred Pennyworth: Mr. Mason ducked before he saw the guns.
- Dick Grayson: Almost as though he expected it.
- Robin: Will you at least wear a transceiver? I can monitor from here in case they try to...
- Bruce Wayne: [putting on a disguise] No. Too easy to detect.
- Robin: Hey, I didn't miss a Bogart festival in film class just to sit on my butt here while you hit the streets. There has to be something I can do.
- Bruce Wayne: Do you make public appearances?
- Barbara Gordon: [lands in an alley while disguised as Batman] Touchdown!
- [removes padding plates from under her costume]
- Barbara Gordon: And the crowd goes wild.