- Chief O'Hara: You still don't think we should call the Caped Crusader?
- Commissioner Gordon: When books, records and files are involved, Chief O'Hara, I think that we should try to tackle the problem ourselves, but... when it comes to tampering with the buildings of our fine city...
- [turns his head abruptly in the direction of the batphone]
- Commissioner Gordon: ... we have no other choice.
- Batman: A grown man like me should be prepared to meet his maker at any time. But not a boy like Robin.
- Det. Sgt. Sam Stone: [popping his head out the window] Your, uh, daily workout, Batman?
- Batman: Yes. Crime-fighters have to stay in shape. But you know that.
- Det. Sgt. Sam Stone: Well, my job is a little easier. Sometimes a fast gun has the edge on a fast Bat-rope. I'm not invading your territory. I'm just tracking down a clue incognito.
- Batman: Welcome and good luck. If you need help, locate us through Commissioner Gordon's office.
- Robin: The Batphone number is unlisted.
- Det. Sgt. Sam Stone: Smart thinking.
- [Batman and Robin resume climbing]
- Det. Sgt. Sam Stone: Don't slip. Brave men, Jim.
- [goes back inside]
- Cornelia: [admiring her fur coat in a mirror] Oh, I know diamonds is supposed to be a girls best friend, but I could get real chummy with some mink or ermine. Ooh! I'll take three or four of these, and a couple of gorilla's.
- The Joker: I think you mean chinchilla, Cornelia. One of the rarest and most costly of furs.
- Cornelia: Oh, well that's exactly what I mean.