- Batman: You're keeping Ma Parker and her daughter in the same cell block with the boys?
- Warden Crichton: Uh, y-y-yes, i-i-it's what I call my "family plan," Batman. It's my theory that the family that dorms together reforms together.
- Warden Crichton: [Ma Parker plans to use the Penetentiary as her base of operation] Heaven help us, it might work!
- Ma Parker: Sure it's gonna work. And you know why, Warden? 'Cause the 'Pen' is mightier than the sword!
- [Everyone except the Warden laughs]
- Mad Dog: Ma, you're a riot!
- Pretty Boy: Yeah, a prison riot!
- [more laughter]
- Guard: [as Batman and Robin climb over the wall into the Gotham State Penetentiary, a guard points his rifle at them] Hold it, hold it! There's easier ways of getting in here, like robbing a bank!