Gail Hire credited as playing...
Miss Bacon
- Egghead: I for one am eggshausted. It's been a trying day and I must rest my fantastic brain for tonight.
- Batman: [as he lays down, Batman & Robin enter] There'll be no rest for the wicked today, Egghead.
- Robin: Boy, do you guys have egg on your faces!
- Batman: All the king's horses and all the king's men won't be able to put you together again.
- Miss Bacon: Oh, Batman, you're so lyrical.
- Egghead: Long ago my superior intellect deduced that Batman must be a person who was a millionaire and didn't have to work, because crimefighting is such an eggspensive hobby.
- Miss Bacon: Which one is it, Eggy-baby?
- Egghead: Please, please, Miss Bacon. All of you are approximately the right age, in your early thirties, but I have eliminated you, Mr. Tyler, because you are lefthanded. No, the Caped Crusader is not portsider, and you, Mr. Savage, are out because of your accent. So aside from a couple of aging rock-and-roll singers, you, Mr. Wayne, are the only Gotham city millionaire who is athletically inclined with eggsessive agility. Therefore, you must be Batman!
- Tim Tyler: What do you want from me, Egghead? I am just a poor major league baseball-team-owner.
- Miss Bacon: How 'bout season tickets? I love halfbacks.
- Egghead: How eggsasperating.