Barney Miller (TV Series)

Uniform Day (1980)

Max Gail: Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz

Quotes 

• Capt. Barney Miller : Better notify the postal authorities

  Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds

• Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : You know you' probably caused a lot of hardship for a lot of people

  Alex Fleischer : Oh, No, No, No, No, I gave people all the stuff people really needed: Social Security Checks, Utility Bills, TV Guide.

  Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Why don't you just admit it, you're a lazy slob who was taking a free ride at the people's expense.

• Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : What did you say to him?

  Capt. Barney Miller : Nothing that didn't have to be said...

  Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Went right for the throat, huh ?

  Capt. Barney Miller : It was mutual.

  Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Well,you want to know something that I think might have been a contributing factor ? What The uniform - I mean yours... You see Barn, you put one of these things on, it makes you feel different. It gives you a sense of power that you don't have really and you look so much like you know what you're doing, next thing you think you're really do know what you're doing, and that makes you reckless...

  Capt. Barney Miller : Like now

  Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Good example, yeah