Barney Miller (TV Series)

Vests (1981)

Steve Landesberg: Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich

Quotes 

• Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Hey Levitt.

  Officer Carl Levitt : Yeah?

  Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Somebody downstairs needs a vest they can have mine.

  [Hands bullet-proof vest to Levitt] 

  Officer Carl Levitt : Feeling lucky, sergeant?

  Capt. Barney Miller : Something wrong, Wojo?

  Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Uh. No, nothing I-- Just don't like the way it makes me feel.

  Officer Carl Levitt : Itchy?

  Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Invincible.

  Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : [to Capt. Miller:]  Really Barney. I don't know about anybody else, okay, but I... when I put that thing on I feel like some sort of super-cop. Like I oughta have a big W on me or something. If I, if I start feeling like I can't get hurt, then I forget that maybe I could hurt somebody else.

  Officer Carl Levitt : [to Capt. Miller:]  Sir?

  Capt. Barney Miller : It's up to Sergeant Wojciehowicz.

  Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich : Levitt, you can have mine, too.

  Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich : [to Capt. Miller:]  Doesn't fit philosophically.