Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz: Hey Levitt.
Officer Carl Levitt: Yeah?
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz: Somebody downstairs needs a vest they can have mine.
[Hands bullet-proof vest to Levitt]
Officer Carl Levitt: Feeling lucky, sergeant?
Capt. Barney Miller: Something wrong, Wojo?
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz: Uh. No, nothing I-- Just don't like the way it makes me feel.
Officer Carl Levitt: Itchy?
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz: Invincible.
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz: [to Capt. Miller:] Really Barney. I don't know about anybody else, okay, but I... when I put that thing on I feel like some sort of super-cop. Like I oughta have a big W on me or something. If I, if I start feeling like I can't get hurt, then I forget that maybe I could hurt somebody else.
Officer Carl Levitt: [to Capt. Miller:] Sir?
Capt. Barney Miller: It's up to Sergeant Wojciehowicz.
Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich: Levitt, you can have mine, too.
Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich: [to Capt. Miller:] Doesn't fit philosophically.