Barney Miller (TV Series)

The Hero (1975)

Cal Gibson: Mayflower, Richard

Quotes 

• Det. Ron Harris : Okay, come on , come on, come on.

  Mayflower : Say man !, since when is it a crime to come to the defense of a lady and try to protect her honor ? Since when ?

  Det. Ron Harris : When you push her trick out of a second-story window.

  Mayflower : Man, Don't tell me chivalry ain't dead ?

  Det. Ron Harris : Look, baby, you can call it whatever you want to, but up here its called felonious assault .

  Det. Ron Harris : Don't give me details, man. I'm talking about principle

  Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Sit down before you fall off your shoes.

  Mayflower : Chuck me that phone, I'm about to call my main man.

• Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Okay, Mayflower just dock it here. I got to get my key.

  Mayflower : Well, well, I see you finally got your hands on "Mr Big"

  Det. Ron Harris : Hey, man look -- the little brother started out on the wrong path , we're trying to show him the light so don't blow it, you dig ?

  Capt. Barney Miller : Any help you can give us will be duly noted on your RAP sheet and the District Attorney will be so notified . Do I make myself clear?

  Mayflower : Say no more and open the door !... What's happening, baby ?Ah, You're one of those tight-lipped cats. What'd you do, soul brother?

  Truman Jackson : Holdup

  Mayflower : You in the big time. Better get some rest, 'cause it long trip up the river !

• Truman Jackson : Please, man, isn't there any way I can get out of this mess ?

  Capt. Barney Miller : Well, let's see now, you could, uh... throw yourself on the mercy of the court. Tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.

  Truman Jackson : That pretty lady ain't no witch.

  Capt. Barney Miller : Yeah ?

  Truman Jackson : And it's my stick ?

  Capt. Barney Miller : And ?

  Truman Jackson : I'm never gonna do nothing like that again

  Capt. Barney Miller : Okay ! See, Judge Meanie said that if you confessed, I could let you go.

  Truman Jackson : No Stuff ?

  Capt. Barney Miller : No Stuff ! Harris, turn him loose.

  Truman Jackson : Bye Little Richard . Sorry I can't have dinner with you.

  Mayflower : That's all right Truman. Don't worry about it. Just remember what I told you ? Use your brains, and... a stick is uncool

  Truman Jackson : ...A stick is uncool.

  Det. Ron Harris : Truman... Officer Harris here is going to take you home. No handcuffs.

• Capt. Barney Miller : Well. how you sports doing ?

  Truman Jackson : I'm hungry !

  Capt. Barney Miller : Your hungry ?

  Mayflower : I told him we'd eat as soon as we get to Sing-Sing.

  Truman Jackson : I don't want to go to no Sing-Sing.

  Capt. Barney Miller : should've thought of that before you held up the pretty lady ?

  Truman Jackson : You can't believe nothing that pretty lady say. I think she's a fibber.

  Capt. Barney Miller : How do you know that ?

  Truman Jackson : She live in our neighborhood, and she's always telling lies about kids who got sticks. I think she's a witch. Isn't that right, Little Richard ?

  Mayflower : Oh, yeah ! She lies just like everyone else. We're the only ones, who tell the truth. That's why we're going to Sing Sing .

• Mayflower : What's your name ?

  Elizabeth Miller : Mayflower

  Capt. Barney Miller : What do we got here ?

  Mayflower : New pimp in the neighborhood.

  Capt. Barney Miller : Just what we need -- another social director