Barney Miller (TV Series)
The Guest (1975)
Gregory Sierra: Det. Sgt. Chano Amenguale
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Det. Sgt. Chano Amenguale : Barney, look at this, I got $325 from Fish, $524 from Wojo, $475 from Harris, $373 from Yemana, $ 950 from me, and $40 from Petty Cash. Now that all adds up to $2,686
Alan Schuster : 87
Det. Sgt. Chano Amenguale : He's right, thanks
Alan Schuster : Don't mention it
Det. Sgt. Chano Amenguale : Anyway, Barney, all we need $ 813 more, how about it, huh ?
Capt. Barney Miller : You really want to make this bust ?
Det. Sgt. Chano Amenguale : Barney, this guy pushes to kids in school, man
Capt. Barney Miller : Alright, come on in, I'll give you a check.
Det. Sgt. Chano Amenguale : Ha, Ha !, Fantastic, man !, I'll tell you what am going to do. I'm going to the bank and I'm going to cash these checks and I'm going to have your money back by midnight
Capt. Barney Miller : You better
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Det. Sgt. Chano Amenguale : Hey, How you doing Barney? Hi, guys.
Capt. Barney Miller : Hey Chano, did you make the bust ?
Det. Sgt. Chano Amenguale : Yeah, sure, made it nice and easy. Nothing to it. Got him with all the stuff.
Det. Phil Fish : Very good. Where's my money?
Det. Sgt. Chano Amenguale : Uh... I ain't got it.
Yemana : You ain't got it. What do you mean, you ain't got it?
Det. Sgt. Chano Amenguale , Det. Phil Fish : Quick--someone take my gun away .
Capt. Barney Miller : What happened ?
Det. Sgt. Chano Amenguale : Barney, I walked into the place, right, met the contact, I gave him the money, he gave me the stuff. I pull out my piece and say "Okay,freeze, hands in the air." And all of a sudden from behind me, I hear someone else say "Freeze, hands in the air"
Det. Ron Harris : You got ripped-off ?
Det. Sgt. Chano Amenguale : Yeah, by the FBI.
Capt. Barney Miller , Det. Phil Fish : FBI ?
Det. Sgt. Chano Amenguale : Yeah, the FBI, you know the guys with the ties.They had their own bust going. What am I...?... going... They kept... They confiscated the money as evidence... .Well
Yemana : For crying out loud, I could have lost that money at the track myself. I didn't need your help.
Capt. Barney Miller : Alright... Alright... .Take it easy... Take it easy. We'll all get our money back
Det. Sgt. Chano Amenguale : yeah
Capt. Barney Miller : In 5 or 6 months
Yemana : wait till wojo hears about it, he's not going to be happy about pulling through
Det. Ron Harris : You can give me a note for my tailor
Alan Schuster : Look, if you, uh... if you don't get the money back, I know a way to take it off your taxes
Capt. Barney Miller : Thanks Mr. Schuster, but no thanks
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Capt. Barney Miller : The Commission has expressed its gratitude to the Police Commissioner for his co-operation and their satisfaction with the outcome of the hearing
Det. Phil Fish : They got them all pretty good
Det. Sgt. Chano Amenguale : What did Schuster get ?
Capt. Barney Miller : It doesn't say, but a cooperative witness, probably 1-10
Det. Ron Harris : With good behavior, he'll probably be out by the end of the fiscal year.
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : I fine, I fine, my stomach is good... I'm not sure about my wallet
Capt. Barney Miller : Your a lucky man
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Yeah,Yeah, I guess so. The Doctor said I have a tolerance for Arsenic.
Det. Phil Fish : From what?
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Fruits and Vegetables? Said there was enough Arsenic in there to kill a horse, but not a human being.