Barney Miller (TV Series)
Smog Alert (1977)
Alan Haufrect: Antoine McCarthy
Quotes
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Det. Maria Battista : Okay, you inside.
Antoine McCarthy : I didn't mean to hurt anyone. Everybody does it and nobody ever gets arrested
Det. Maria Battista : Your are going to be famous. You are going to be first
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Det. Maria Battista : Okay McCarthy, out of the cage
Antoine McCarthy : What ?
Antoine McCarthy : Your being released with a Desk Appearance Ticket.
Antoine McCarthy : What's the rush ?
Det. Maria Battista : This ticket requires you to appear in court the day specified on the ticket
Antoine McCarthy : I don't mind waiting here
Det. Maria Battista : Look , I'm trying to be nice to you. Come on, don't cause me no trouble. Move it out
Officer Carl Levitt : Writes on bathroom wall. I do that.
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Capt. Barney Miller : This our author ?
Det. Maria Battista : Mr. Antoine McCarthy. Disorderly Conduct and Resisting Arrest
Capt. Barney Miller : Resisting Arrest ?
Antoine McCarthy : I didn't know who she was.
Det. Maria Battista : I identified myself as a police officer
Antoine McCarthy : I thought she was fooling around ? You know, to break the ice
Capt. Barney Miller : Mr. McCarthy, you defaced city property. What's more in a particularly vulgar manner
Det. Maria Battista : it wasn't even clean enough to be vulgar. Ah... Come sit down here please. I wrote down what you wrote down. Dirty, filthy smut.
Antoine McCarthy : If you want to catch a person's eye -- I mean, you're competing with a lot other stuff.
Antoine McCarthy : What were you doing in the ladies wash room ?
Antoine McCarthy : What do you want me to do. Hang around bars?