Barney Miller (TV Series)
Middle Age (1979)
Ron Glass: Det. Ron Harris
Quotes
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Det. Ron Harris : Mr. Berger was walking down Canal, carrying approximately 40 uncut diamonds, when he was accosted by a man with a gun.
Yacov Berger : Yeah. He took out this pistol, and he said "Hand over the ice, Padre".
Capt. Barney Miller : Padre?
Yacov Berger : Yes, I thought he was thinking of some other person, but no such luck.
Capt. Barney Miller : You, uh... gave him the gems?
Yacov Berger : That surprises you?
Capt. Barney Miller : No, no, no; that's a very wise move.
Yacov Berger : You know, your Shakespeare said, uh... "He who steals my purse steals trash." You heard that?
Capt. Barney Miller : Yeah.
Yacov Berger : Don't you believe it! 85 karats of very valuable merchandise he took.
Capt. Barney Miller : Sorry to hear that.
Yacov Berger : Well, at least I'm alive, thank the Lord.