Barney Miller (TV Series)
Middle Age (1979)
Max Gail: Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz
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Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Hey, uh, can I ask you a question?
Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich : Sure.
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Thanks, you know a lot more facts than I do.
Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich : That's a good way of phrasing it.
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : What is?
Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich : That I know a lot more facts. It doesn't imply that I'm any smarter than you, or that I have some sort of intrinsic intelligence that you don't have. It just means that because of my background in education, I just happen to have a few more bits of information available to remember, that's all.
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Yeah
Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich : Right.
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : [looks at the bearded man in the station] Is that guy a Quaker?
Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich : What are you, crazy?
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : No, I just don't know.
Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich : He's a Hasidic Jew.
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Oh, right.
Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich : There was another diamond robbery.
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Yeah?
Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich : Well, you do know that the Hasidim have traditionally been a part of the diamond business in New York since the turn of the century?
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : No, I didn't know that, either.
Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich : What did the Rangers do last night?
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : They won, 3 to 2.
Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich : Thanks.