Barney Miller (TV Series)

Hair (1975)

Florence Stanley: Bernice Fish

Quotes 

• Floyd : Hey mother, your not going to leave me are you ?

  Bernice Fish : I'm not your mother

  Floyd : You sure you ain't got a son?

  Bernice Fish : I'm sure

  Floyd : You want to buy one ? Don't leave me mother ? That mother left me.

• Bernice Fish : Is that Marijuana ?

  Det. Sgt. Chano Amenguale : Yeah, good stuff, too. Look at that. Hey, Barney, stoned and in possession.

  Bernice Fish : You got your whole life in front of you, what do you need that for ?

  Floyd : Because , I got my whole life in front of me

• Bernice Fish : Why kind of massage can you get at the Garden of Eden ?

  Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Are you kidding, we busted that place three times already .

• Bernice Fish : Aren't you ashamed?

  Det. Phil Fish : Bernice. Barney may I use your office.

  Barney Miller : Help yourself.

  Det. Phil Fish : Get in there