Barney Miller (TV Series)
Hair (1975)
Gregory Sierra: Det. Sgt. Chano Amenguale
Quotes
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Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Okay Chano, what do you call that ?
Det. Sgt. Chano Amenguale : What do you mean ?
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : I mean that thing that looks like it just crawled out from under the rock.
Det. Sgt. Chano Amenguale : I don't know, he's got a certain style
Det. Ron Harris : Oh, yeah right !, Right off the cover of Harper's Bizarre
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : What's that thing in his ear ?
Det. Sgt. Chano Amenguale : That, I don't know about
Det. Phil Fish : That was an alarm, you pull on it, if his beard catches on fire
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Barney Miller : Wojo, you and Harris, fill out paperwork
Det. Ron Harris : Whose the new man ?
Det. Ron Harris : His name is Paul Gardeno, spent a couple years over in Narcotics. He's got a good street record. Tough, efficient, he's a loner
Det. Ron Harris : Sound's charming
Det. Sgt. Chano Amenguale : Hey, why don't you team him up with me. We can make a very exciting couple !
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : We haven't even got our plumbing fixed it ?
Det. Ron Harris : Hey man, what's that got to do with Gardeno ?
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : We need a plumber, a lot more than we need a new cop ?
Barney Miller : Maybe he's handy around the house ?
Barney Miller : Chano, you and Fish . You can take care of these
Det. Sgt. Chano Amenguale : Alright
Barney Miller : Nick, you and me, we got to work on these extract reports
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Bernice Fish : Is that Marijuana ?
Det. Sgt. Chano Amenguale : Yeah, good stuff, too. Look at that. Hey, Barney, stoned and in possession.
Bernice Fish : You got your whole life in front of you, what do you need that for ?
Floyd : Because , I got my whole life in front of me
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Floyd : Are you kidding me ?
Det. Sgt. Chano Amenguale : No man, why should I kid you. Floyd, I am telling you , man this is only the second floor. It's just that you are higher than the rest of us. Come on kid, inside. There you go. That's it.
Floyd : Oh man, this cell is out of tune.
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Det. Sgt. Chano Amenguale : What's the address?... Okay, don't move in there we will be right over... .Right... Goodbye. Oh, boy, everybody's going bananas today. Here's a guy shooting at his wife, closes himself in the bathroom, and still got the gun with him
Barney Miller : Take Gardeno with you
Det. Sgt. Chano Amenguale : Come on Gardeno, let's go
Detective Paul Gardeno : You sure you want me to go with him.
Barney Miller : You can't hang around here waiting for your beard to grow.
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Barney Miller : Hey, hot of the press, tour sheets. And a communique from headquarter. Gardeno goes back to narcotics as soon as he gets out of the hospital
Det. Sgt. Chano Amenguale : Oh, yeah, I'll tell you, he's going to be glad to hear that because he has a four-day growth of beard and he's polished his earring
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : I still don't understand why the guy needs gimmicks to do his job ? He's good enough without them.
Det. Sgt. Chano Amenguale : What's that around your neck ?
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : My Marine dog-tags, but I don't need them. I just wear them for... luck
Det. Ron Harris : Ah, he wouldn't be caught dead without them.
Det. Sgt. Chano Amenguale : Right
Barney Miller : What about the slave bracelet ?
Det. Ron Harris : Hey, man, that's a genuine antique. That belonged to my great-grandfather
Barney Miller : Everybody needs something
Det. Sgt. Chano Amenguale : Yeah, listen, I got a good luck tattoo but you can't see it because it's under my cast
[lips "pretty stuff?"]
Det. Phil Fish : I got lucky teeth
Yemana : How come there lucky ?
Det. Phil Fish : My dentist died before they were half-paid for .