Barney Miller (TV Series)
Evacuation (1976)
Abe Vigoda: Det. Phil Fish
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Quotes
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Jilly Papalardo : You know, there are some woman, men can't never get out of their system
Det. Phil Fish : Maybe someday, they'll find a laxative.
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Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : A big war, a nuclear war, and we had to evacuate the whole city
Det. Ron Harris : Hey, come on, Wojo, there's not going to be anyway, man. I mean, it just doesn't make any sense economically, psychologically, or geographically
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Okay, it doesn't have to be a war, it could be an earthquake
Det. Ron Harris : It's a pretty slim chance, man
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : But it's a chance, you know Harris, things have a way of happening, just all of a sudden, when... when you least expect it when you least expect it. Right, Fish ?
Det. Phil Fish : Right !
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Det. Phil Fish : House Parents #1 and #2 are out of town. I called Juvenile and sent the other kids back to the Children's Center
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Capt. Barney Miller : Wait a minute ! Wait a minute ! Wait a minute ! What killed Fred ?
Det. Phil Fish : Coroner said natural causes, you know, aggravation. Sit down !
Jilly Papalardo : I'm not going back to Children's Center !
Det. Phil Fish : Take it easy.
Jilly Papalardo : I hate it ! I don't want to live where you get pushed around and the food stinks !
Det. Phil Fish : If I can take it, you can take it !
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Det. Phil Fish : I'm not going to take you anywhere on Saturday. I'm going to stay home and watch the ball game. Because I had a tough week and I had a crazy woman on my hands yesterday
Det. Ron Harris : Twelfth precinct, Harris... Uh, sure, yes, h--hang on a minute... Fish... line 2, it's Bernice
Det. Phil Fish : Hang on, Jilly. Hello, Bernice. Yeah? No, I don't want to go. I'm going to stay in in bed. Because I had a tough week and I had a crazy woman on my hands yesterday
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Det. Ron Harris : Uh, Barney, I checked with the children's center. She does have priors
Capt. Barney Miller : On probation, huh ?
Det. Ron Harris : She's a ward of the court. She lives in what they call a group home
Capt. Barney Miller : Fish. Her parents dead ?
Det. Phil Fish : Her father is in Elmira
Det. Ron Harris : Yeah, five to life. The last time her mother was heard from, she was living in San Diego going steady with an aircraft carrier
Capt. Barney Miller : Who runs the home ?
Det. Ron Harris : House Parents. You know, the city pays adults to live in with the kids
Det. Phil Fish : Some people will do anything for money
Capt. Barney Miller : Ah, see if you can get anybody on the phone
Det. Ron Harris : I tried Barney, there's no answer
Capt. Barney Miller : All right, keep trying. Fish, you take the kid and check the place out
Det. Phil Fish : Yeah. Okay, kid we're gonna take a ride
Jilly Papalardo : Where are we going ?
Det. Phil Fish : Your house
Jilly Papalardo : What for ? Your not going to like it.
Det. Phil Fish : Don't worry about it. I don't like much anyway