Barney Miller (TV Series)
Corporation (1977)
David Dukes: Brad Laneer
Quotes
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Brad Laneer : I'm Brad Laneer, legal representative of Federated Paper company, a division of MacMillan Chemical
Det. Ron Harris : Say again...
Brad Laneer : I'm Brad Laneer, legal representative of Federated Paper company
Det. Ron Harris : Hmm.. You make toilet paper
Brad Laneer : Yes we do. Your Desk Sergeant downstairs...
Det. Ron Harris : How come you can never get a roll started right ? You always have to scratch and claw at it till it ends up in shreds
Brad Laneer : Is your Captain Miller here ?
Det. Ron Harris : Yeah, uh, Barney. You know, you people ought to do something about that
Det. Ron Harris : I'm in the legal department, I really don't know anything about that end of the business
Det. Ron Harris : True that. True That.
Capt. Barney Miller : Yes, I'm Captain Miller can I help you
Det. Ron Harris : Uh... this is Mr. Laneer, Barney, he's with the Federated Toilet Paper Company
Brad Laneer : Just Paper, Federated Paper Company, we're a division of MacMillan Chemical
Det. Ron Harris : They do make toilet paper, but they don't brag about it. He's their attorney
Brad Laneer : One of them. There are 57 of us.
Capt. Barney Miller : 57... That's a lot of lawyers
Brad Laneer : We are a big firm
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Brad Laneer : The problem is a gradual erosion of respect for the free enterprise system and consequently the increasing attacks on the corporate entities that are the backbone of that system
[Harris laughs]
Capt. Barney Miller : I would say that is out of our jurisdiction
Brad Laneer : Okay, how about vandalism and theft, offices ransacked, files rifled
Capt. Barney Miller : That's more like it.
Brad Laneer : I was giving a broader overall picture... bringing in the social implications from a jurisprudence point of view