- John Steed: What *are* they doing?
- Bruno: See? Ah, eh, this is, eh, from Pompeii, of course. It, it depicts an incident in one of their bacchanalia.
- John Steed: Oh those bacchanalia, such outrageous orgies!
- Bruno: They certainly knew how to relax.
- Catherine Gale: By the way, Steed, we've had a report from the Ministry of Agriculture that some regents are running out of earthworms.
- John Steed: Aw, pity. I was planning a fishing holiday this year.