- John Steed: Do you know they brought over the whole Eastern rocket program in the eye of a needle?
- Emma Peel: Ingenious!
- John Steed: Hmm. Except for the fact that the courier laid down and rested in a haystack.
- Emma Peel: You mean they...
- John Steed: They're still looking for it.
- Samantha Slade: It's a lovely car. Why do you have straps on your bonnet?
- John Steed: To keep it on.
- Samantha Slade: Oh. Well, how many gallons does it do to the mile?
- John Steed: You mean how many miles does she do to the gallon?
- Professor Jordan: [about Captain Crusoe] Whomever teaches him a phrase, he gets the tone and inflection of that person's voice exactly. A parrot paragon.
- Emma Peel: And now he's a Polly gone.
- John Steed: Mark Pearson is dead. And you and I are going to have a little talk.
- Samantha Slade: A talk? Well, what about?
- John Steed: Cabbages and kings... Life, birds and the bees - but mostly about birds.
- John Steed: Frank Elrick. He was engaged on counter-counter-counterespionage.
- Emma Peel: Well, somebody countered his counter. Where was this, eh, found?
- John Steed: In a contractor's yard and just in time. In another hour or so... he would have been the cornerstone of a new supermarket. Poor, old Frank. He was a pretty solid sort of type.
- Emma Peel: He still is.