- Mother: That's MI12 for you. Complete panic. Typical of them. Terrible pre-occupation with gimmicks and gadgets. I said: "No gadget will ever take the place of a man!"
- John Steed: Or a woman!
- Tara King: [about to write down a list] Personal possessions. Combs, one.
- Ferret: [correcting her] High-frequency resonators, one. Special issue.
- Tara King: Tie-clips, one.
- Ferret: Microphones, one.
- Tara King: Wallet?
- Ferret: Sorry. Survival kit, K-issue.
- Tara King: I'll bet that's not a sigarette case...
- Ferret: Point 22 automatic pistol with twin magazines and self loader. You open it to fire.
- Charles Lather: There are no short cuts to the top of our ladder. Here, we really care about windows.
- Charles Lather: Here at Classy Glass Window Cleaning Service we use only the best camel skins.
- John Steed: Camel skins ?
- Charles Lather: Holds twice as much water !