- Pearson: [filmstar Carla Berotti is on board the MV Calpurnia] Looks like we're in for a lively time. Ever seen any of her pictures?
- Alec Nicholson: I don't interest myself for the cinema, Mr. Pearson. Or in women like that.
- Photographer: Give us the swept back look, Carla.
- Carla Berotti: Oh, can't you guys think of anything new?
- Photographer: Easily, but the censor'd hit it with a hammer.
- Carla Berotti: It's mixed up though, I like you, too. Do you think that means I'd like to have an afair with you, subconciously?
- Dr. Martin King: Now how would you do that, subconciously?
- Carla Berotti: [gets angry] If you weren't my doctor, we could have an intelligent relationship. But nobody can have an intelligent relationship with a doctor!
- Dr. Martin King: [having just been awakened by Steed] Oh, has that drunk come round, can I have my bunk back?
- John Steed: No, I'm afraid not. He's been murdered. Somebody's cut his throat, come on. I think they were after you. Your dressing gown's absolutely ruined.