- Courtney Gripling - Book Club Member: Oh, there's an adorable one that involves the rear end of a donkey.
- Deidre Hortense 'Dodie' Bishop: [while babysitting with Macie] Speaking of which, where's Carl? I haven't seen him since we burned that tick off him.
- Blake Gripling: [expecting Carl at the door for a sleepover] Ahh, Carl, my ma- Woodsey? What are you doing here?
- Robert Joseph 'Hoodsey' Bishop: Carl got grounded. He sent me instead.