As Time Goes By (TV Series)
A Weekend Away (1993)
Geoffrey Palmer: Lionel Hardcastle
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Quotes
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[first lines]
Lionel : I'll do this.
Jean : I'll do it.
Lionel : I said *I'll* do it.
Jean : I said *I'll* do it.
Taxi Driver : Look, the way I see it is this: you keep arguing while the meter's running, and I'll end up taking both the fivers.
[both pull back the money]
Taxi Driver : Not that I'm claiming to be a philanthropist. I would like one.
[he takes Lionel's]
Taxi Driver : Thanks very much.
[he drives off]
Jean : OK, you win.
Lionel : Not really. The fare was only three pounds.
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[last lines]
Judith : What happened to the cold feet?
Jean : We decided to be adult.
Judith : Look, my bag's packed; I can go somewhere else.
Lionel : You do that and our embarrassment factor will go straight through the roof.
Jean : Look, Judy love, just leave us to make up our own plans, all right?
Judith : And what will they be?
Lionel : Well, put it this way: we've already got as far as making sardines on toast.
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Lionel : [about Alistair] He could be taking some other...
Jean : Other what?
Lionel : Girl.
Jean : You were going to say 'bit of stuff'!
Lionel : No, I wasn't! Anyway, I don't think they call them that these days.
Jean : Them! Them!
Lionel : Girls.
Jean : Did you call me your bit of stuff?
Lionel : Of course not!
Jean : What did you call me?
Lionel : My bit of crackling.
Jean : What!
Lionel : But in a very endearing way.
Jean : You used to call me Pooh.
Lionel : I know I did, but you can hardly refer to a girl as 'my bit of pooh', can you?
