Arrested Development (TV Series)
Shock and Aww (2004)
Heather Graham: Beth Baerly
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Quotes
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[Michael reveals that George Michael has a crush on Beth]
Beth Baerly : He knows we're going out. He saw me this morning
Michael : No, no, I covered that. I told him that you slept with my brother.
Beth Baerly : That may be the most unethical thing I've ever heard.
Michael : Well, you've only been doing this half a semester. Look, it was a preemptive strike. My brother would have *tried* to sleep with you.
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Michael : I'm afraid that I'll have to stop seeing you.
[she giggles, thinking it's a joke]
Michael : I mean, I've enjoyed our time together, but I...
Beth Baerly : You're serious? This isn't one of your "wife died" jokes?
Michael : No, I'm afraid this is serious.
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Michael : [after the PTA meeting] Right and wrong. How can one thing be right and the other be wrong? I guess that's the
[growl]
Michael : of it.
Beth Baerly : [in high spirits] Yeah. They just kinda threw this class at me after Mr. Daniel's had a stroke.
Michael : [laughs] I had him! That's someth... Well, how is he?
Beth Baerly : Oh, well, he... had a stroke.
Michael : Oh, I thought you were kidding.
Beth Baerly : No, I was just laughing 'cause you were laughing.
Michael : Oh.
[beat]
Michael : [growl]
[they both laugh]
Michael : Let me ask you an ethical question. Is it ethical to ask a teacher out for a drink?
Beth Baerly : I don't know. Is there a wife?
Michael : Yeah, but she's dead.
Beth Baerly : [laughing over the "joke"] Have you ever married?
Michael : Yeah. She died.
Beth Baerly : Oh, I'm sorry. Why are we laughing?
Michael : I don't know. It's... Mr. Daniel's stroke all over again.
[nervous laughing]
Michael : Let's go get that drink.
Beth Baerly : Yeah.
Michael : [growl]