Arrested Development (TV Series)
Sad Sack (2004)
John Michael Higgins: Wayne Jarvis
Quotes
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Barry Zuckerkorn : Those are the pictures?
Wayne Jarvis : They're all over the news.
Barry Zuckerkorn : Those are balls.
Wayne Jarvis : What?
Narrator : Barry was right. Tobias had inadvertently photographed himself while learning how to use his new camera phone.
Barry Zuckerkorn : This close, they always look like landscape. But nope, you're looking at balls.
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Michael : Why haven't you talked to my brother, the new President of the company?
Wayne Jarvis : We did earlier. He claims to know nothing.
Michael : Well, that's not an act. He twice tried to heat up a Ding-Dong in a microwave while it was still in its tinfoil.
Wayne Jarvis : Twice?
Michael : Two times.