- [after George, Sr. escapes from under the model house]
- George "Gob" Bluth II: Good news! Dad wasn't crushed to death.
- Michael: There was a risk of that?
- Dave Williams: Okay, I checked underneath, and there is a problem. This isn't a real house.
- Michael: It's a model house.
- Dave Williams: Well, the drain pipes aren't hooked up. They just empty under the house. Plus, there's a whole lot of blue paint down there.
- Michael: And pieces of denim?
- Dave Williams: Yeah.
- Michael: We've got a guy like that here.
- Dave Williams: Well, that's why your living room is sinking. I think the city's going to have to red-tag it.
- Lindsay Bluth Fünke: Maybe this is a sign that our relationship isn't working, and we should split again.
- Tobias Fünke: Now wait a second. I thought we were split up and this would bring us back together.
- Lindsay Bluth Fünke: Well, maybe the fact that we don't know if we're together or not is a sign that we should split again!
- Tobias Fünke: Or stay split up.
- Tobias Fünke: [to Lindsay] Okay, forget about Vegas. We'll stay here and get back together. Or stay together and either rekindle or fan this fire.