Arrested Development (TV Series)

Pilot (2003)

Jessica Walter: Lucille Bluth

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Quotes 

• [Complaining about a gay boat protest upstaging her husband's retirement party] 

  Lucille Bluth : Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire.

• Lindsay Funke : You know, Michael, Dad did name Mom as his successor.

  Lucille Bluth : And I'm putting Buster in charge.

  Michael Bluth : Buster? You mean, the one who thought the blue on the map was land?

• Lindsay Funke : Mother, not all homosexuals are flamboyant... and... oh my god, I have the exact same blouse!

  Lucille Bluth : I like it better on him.

• [after being put in charge, Buster passes out at his first board meeting] 

  Lucille Bluth : We need Michael.

  George Oscar 'Gob' Bluth : [holding a glass]  We need ice.

  [two paramedics pick up a stretcher with Buster on it] 

  Byron "Buster" Bluth : Michael. We need Michael.

• Lucille Bluth : Look what they've done, Michael! Look what the homosexuals have done to me!

  Michael Bluth : You can't just comb that out and reset it?

• [GOB tells Michael he's bought a boat called "The Seaward"; Lucille is just arriving] 

  Michael Bluth : Get rid of the Seaward.

  Lucille Bluth : I'll leave when I'm good and ready.