Arrested Development (TV Series)
Pilot (2003)
Jason Bateman: Michael Bluth
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Quotes
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George Sr. : [explaining why he left the company to Lucille] They cannot arrested a husband and wife for the same crime.
Michael : Yeah, I don't think that that's true, Dad.
George Sr. : Really?
Michael : [nods]
George Sr. : [whispering] I got the worst fucking attorneys.
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Lindsay Funke : You know, Michael, Dad did name Mom as his successor.
Lucille Bluth : And I'm putting Buster in charge.
Michael Bluth : Buster? You mean, the one who thought the blue on the map was land?
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Michael Bluth : So this is the magic trick, huh?
George Oscar 'Gob' Bluth : Illusion, Michael. A trick is something a whore does for money...
[sees children watching his magic]
George Oscar 'Gob' Bluth : ...or cocaine!
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Michael Bluth : [after George Sr. has been handed a jail sentence] They're going to keep Dad in jail until this whole thing gets sorted out.
[silence amongst the family]
Michael Bluth : Also, I've been told that the company's expense accounts have been frozen...
[everyone gasps]
Michael Bluth : ...Interesting. I would have expected that after "They're keeping Dad in jail."
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Michael Bluth : What have we always said is the most important thing?
George Michael Bluth : Breakfast
Michael Bluth : Family
George Michael Bluth : Oh, right. Family. I thought you meant of the things you eat.
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George Michael Bluth : Well I'd rather live like this than be like my aunts and uncles whose eyes have never stung from the sweet sweat of a hard days work.
Michael : Whoa, whoa, whoa, where you getting all that?
George Michael Bluth : From you, you say it every couple of years when they come out to visit.
Michael : Well you're right, they are spoiled.
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Narrator : On the next "Arrested Development", Michael finds it difficult to get his father out of prison.
Michael : You LOVE IT here?
George Sr. : I'm having the time of my life! Hey, T-Bone.
[high-fives another prisoner]
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Michael Bluth : What comes before anything? What have we always said is the most important thing?
George-Michael Bluth : Breakfast.
Michael Bluth : Family.
George-Michael Bluth : Family, right. I thought you meant of the things you eat.
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Lucille Bluth : Look what they've done, Michael! Look what the homosexuals have done to me!
Michael Bluth : You can't just comb that out and reset it?
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Narrator : Michael had not spoken to his father since the arrest. So he decided to give his father the courtesy of a formal resignation.
Michael : I quit.
George Sr. : Probably a good career move.
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[GOB tells Michael he's bought a boat called "The Seaward"; Lucille is just arriving]
Michael Bluth : Get rid of the Seaward.
Lucille Bluth : I'll leave when I'm good and ready.