Arrested Development (TV Series)

My Mother the Car (2003)

Jason Bateman: Michael Bluth

Quotes 

• Gob : I was halfway to South America, but I couldn't let you get away with it, because we're brothers, Mom, and we kind of like each other.

  Michael Bluth : You were going to South America?

  Gob : I don't think so.

• Michael Bluth : Fine, we'll have a party

  Mae 'Maebe' Funke : For Gangey?

  Michael Bluth : Yeah, how'd you know?

  George Michael Bluth : She called and invited us.

  Lindsay Funke : [to Michael]  Okay, maybe it was her idea.

  Mae 'Maebe' Funke : We don't have to come, do we?

  Michael Bluth : Come on, this is a Bluth family celebration. It's no place for children.

• Lucille : You're my third least favorite child.

  Michael Bluth : I can live with that.

• Michael Bluth : Hey Mom. Remember we had that conversation about trying to cut back on things that aren't necessities?

  Lucille : Like it was yesterday.

  Michael Bluth : It was this morning. And now I hear that you've hired a crew for the yacht? I'm selling that yacht.

  Lucille : Michael, you haven't heard why I want it: To throw the most lavish party this town has ever seen for my birthday!

  Michael Bluth : I enjoy a bicentennial as much as the next guy, Mom, but we're not doing that.