Arrested Development (TV Series)

Meat the Veals (2005)

Will Arnett: Gob Bluth

Quotes 

• George Sr. : Soak the puppet's mouth with ether, and have Franklin give Lucille a kiss to knock her out.

  Gob : [as Franklin]  I ain't kissin' that ol' bitch!

  George Sr. : [starts to choke Franklin]  That's my wife, you bastard!

  Gob : Dad, that's my wrist!

  George Sr. : [chokes Gob] 

  Gob : [as Franklin]  Hey, that's his neck!

• Gob : Franklin said some things Whitey wasn't ready to hear.

  Michael Bluth : G.O.B., weren't you also mercilessly beaten outside of a club in Torrance for that act?

  Gob : He also said some things that African-American-y wasn't ready to hear either.

• George-Michael Bluth : Gangy's having an anniversary party?

  Michael Bluth : Seems that way.

  George-Michael Bluth : Is Franklin gonna be there?

  Gob : See that, Mike. Kids love Franklin.

  George-Michael Bluth : I just don't want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann.

• Gob : [about Ann]  Plus, that one is religious. It gets pregnant, it stays pregnant. I know, I dated a chick like that once in high school. Wait... no, I didn't.