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Lindsay Bluth Fünke
- Lindsay Funke: You know, we're not the only ones destroying trees. What about beavers? You call yourself an environmentalist, why don't you go club a few beavers?
- Johnny Bark: You don't really get nature, do you?
- Michael: Lindsay, you have to cut back on everything, okay? I'm even selling the corporate jet.
- Lindsay Funke: Great. So now we don't have a car or a jet? Why don't we just take an ad out in I'm Poor Magazine?
- Michael: Look, I'm trying to get developments started, all right? I've got six guys on bulldozers waiting to get underway.
- Lindsay Funke: Bulldozing?
- Michael: Yup.
- Lindsay Funke: Well, what about the trees?
- Michael: Oh, we're just gonna cover them with blankets. I'm ripping them out.
- Lindsay Funke: Anything for a buck, right? You are so materialistic.
- Michael: Don't suddenly turn this into one of your causes.
- Lindsay Funke: It's not suddenly, Michael. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest?
- Michael: I'll never forget your wedding.
- Lindsay Funke: I care deeply for nature.
- Michael: You're wearing ostrich skin boots.
- Lindsay Funke: Well, I don't care about ostriches.
- Narrator: Michael was enjoying his time with Marta, and Lindsay was bonding with the man in the tree.
- Johnny Bark: You have no idea what it's like to save a living thing!
- Lindsay Funke: For your information, I do! Tobias and I used to be huge advocates for change. I guess that's why I was so attracted to him. He used to believe in things. We both did.
- Johnny Bark: Where is he now?
- Lindsay Funke: [sighs] He's at a weekend stage-fighting workshop with Carl Weathers.