- Jiggle Billy: Commence the jigglin'.
- [Shake is going to jump off a cliff so he can become a Highlander]
- Frylock: Shake wait. The Highlander was just a movie.
- Master Shake: No, Frylock, The Highlander was a documentary, and events happened in real time.
- Happy Time Harry: Hello, I'm Happy Time Harry.
- [flicks switchblade]
- Happy Time Harry: You got a problem with that? Because if you do, we'll go right now.
- Happy Time Harry: You know why you're in a box? Because they put you there.
- Jiggle Billy: I don't know why I jiggle.
- Happy Time Harry: You know, sometimes... I like to take this knife and just... cut my self.
- [laughs]
- Happy Time Harry: See how hard I can do it before I just... pass out, man.
- Jiggle Billy: So, we jiggling, or...
- Happy Time Harry: Hey, backwoods retard? Not now, not ever.
- Jiggle Billy: Uhh... okay, nap time!
- [jiggles]
- Happy Time Harry: Hey, wiggle-jiggle. Let me ask you something. Why do you like to jiggle so much? Is it because you know you're a lie, you're a sham?
- Jiggle Billy: E-everybody likes to jiggle! I even got me these night-vision goggles!
- [Harry knocks them out of Jiggle Billy's hand]
- Happy Time Harry: What do you need night-vision goggles for? You're a hillbilly!
- Jiggle Billy: [suddenly sad] I... I don't know why I have these goggles.
- Happy Time Harry: Oh, oh, oh! I got one! Why don't we call ourselves "Let's get off our fucking asses and do something because my parole officer really loves it when I dont tell him that I spent my one day off dicking around on the fucking moon!"
- Frylock: Hey Meatwad, how's that old Happy Time Harry?
- Happy Time Harry: Hey! Pipe down!
- Meatwad: Shhh. Quiet Frylock, he's still sleeping.
- Frylock: Well, Meatwad, it's four in the afternoon. Maybe you should get him up and go play outside or something.
- Meatwad: Nah... he, he said he's gonna spend the rest of the day figuring out how he's gonna pay his bills.
- Frylock: Awww, so he's got little doll bills, huh? That's cute.
- Happy Time Harry: Shut *up*!
- Meatwad: Not really. He says it don't matter how hard you work, or how much you do, you're always gonna be in the hole. Sometimes, he says 'Get out of my face, and if you've got a problem with that, I'll cut you!'
- Master Shake: [referring to Happy Time Harry] Frylock, you stay away from that doll with the red shoes, if you know what's good for you.
- Master Shake: [lifts a sword] There can be only one!
- Meatwad: [a bolt of lightning strikes the sword. Shake falls over and catches on fire] Be grillin' tonight.
- [a loud gun shot is heard outside]
- Meatwad: Jiggle Billy!
- [Jiggle Billy has blown his head off - which has landed right behind him]
- Happy Time Harry: Don't look at me man; he did it to himself.
- Meatwad: Are you serious?
- Jiggle Billy: Hey, partner! I'm still alive!
- [sad]
- Jiggle Billy: I'm just real depressed.
- Frylock: That's it! You are outta here like last year!