- Slappy Squirrel: [Disguised as a cashier at a concession stand] May I help you, or did the Goodyear blimp just land?
- Codger Eggbert: Ha ha! Give me a large tub of popcorn, and hurry.
- Slappy Squirrel: [slams a claw foot tub full of popcorn on top of the counter] There ya go, Shamu. You want artificial butter flavoring on that?
- Codger Eggbert: Sure.
- Slappy Squirrel: Alright then.
- Codger Eggbert: Does it cost extra?
- Slappy Squirrel: Artificial butter? Nah, it's cheap stuff.
- Codger Eggbert: Really? What's it made of?
- Slappy Squirrel: Ah, it's just lard... that I'm liposuctioning out of your gut!
- Skippy Squirrel: Spew!
- Slappy Squirrel: [Codger runs off in horror] Hey pal, that'll be $7.50!
- Yakko Warner: [cadence] Hup two three four, nobody's getting through that door, five six seven eight, gonna ask Cindy Crawford for a date!
- Slappy Squirrel: [cameo in the musketeers episode] You remind me of a very young Yippy, Yappie and Yahooie.
- [leaves scene]
- Dot Warner: [confused look] I have no idea what that means.
- Dot Warner: [to the king] You're just upset because we have a candy bar named after us and you don't.