Animaniacs (TV Series)

Critical Condition/The Three Muska-Warners (1993)

Chuck McCann: Eggbert

Quotes 

• Slappy Squirrel : [Disguised as a cashier at a concession stand]  May I help you, or did the Goodyear blimp just land?

  Codger Eggbert : Ha ha! Give me a large tub of popcorn, and hurry.

  Slappy Squirrel : [slams a claw foot tub full of popcorn on top of the counter]  There ya go, Shamu. You want artificial butter flavoring on that?

  Codger Eggbert : Sure.

  Slappy Squirrel : Alright then.

  Codger Eggbert : Does it cost extra?

  Slappy Squirrel : Artificial butter? Nah, it's cheap stuff.

  Codger Eggbert : Really? What's it made of?

  Slappy Squirrel : Ah, it's just lard... that I'm liposuctioning out of your gut!

  Skippy Squirrel : Spew!

  Slappy Squirrel : [Codger runs off in horror]  Hey pal, that'll be $7.50!