Charisma Carpenter nel ruolo di...
Cordelia Chase
- The Groosalugg: Might I further relieve you by at first gently and then more rapidly rubbing your schlug-tee?
- Cordelia: Uh, I don't really, um... Maybe later at home.
- [whispers]
- Cordelia: I don't feel comfortable doing it in the office, Groo.
- The Groosalugg: Doing it?
- Cordelia: Sex.
- The Groosalugg: [too loudly] Oh, you wish to have sex!
- Cordelia: What? No! Shh!
- The Groosalugg: I was proposing a massage of your schlug-tee. Your tense neck muscle. But, it is always an honor to make sex with you!
- [whispers]
- The Groosalugg: Later at home. I understand perfectly.
- Angel: He's gonna need clothes, weekly allowance. What's good nowadays? Fifty cents? A dollar?
- Cordelia: Yeah, if you're Tom Sawyer paintin' a fence.
- Angel: See, I'm so outta touch. He's gonna hate me.
- Cordelia: No, he's not. He's gonna love you.
- Angel: How do you know?
- Cordelia: Because you're you.
- Angel: Me. A vampire.
- Cordelia: You, a vampire.
- Angel: Who drinks blood, keeps to the shadows, and is older than everybody he knows put together.
- Cordelia: You're all those things, plus tight with a buck. But none of that matters.
- Angel: Why not?
- Cordelia: Because you have the biggest and best heart of anyone I've ever known. He's a smart kid. He'll figure it out.