- Charles Gunn: No one seems to be bothered by the fact that he's a demon.
- Fred: They must think it's all makeup like the Blue Man Group. You don't think the Blue Man Group...
- Angel: Only two of 'em.
- Charles Gunn: Something's starting to seem a lot not right about this.
- Fred: That's what I've been saying, only with better grammar.
- Angel: It's like I told Sammy Davis at the Sands. When you, Frank, and Dean are the meal, you don't need the trimmings.
- Charles Gunn: Hold up. You knew the Rat Pack?
- Angel: Know 'em? No. I met 'em once. Twice. For drinks. Maybe it was three times. Hey, you know, I did have a life before you guys came along.
- Spencer: [Gravely] Sir, we have a winner.
- Lee DeMarco: That's impossible.
- Spencer: He's won a little over 300,000 dollars.
- [pause]
- Spencer: And a car.
- Lorne: Pretty good haul for somebody with no destiny, huh?
- Lorne: Well, listen, I got a lot more insightful bon mots like that but, um, I've been stuck in a car for five and a half hours and I gotta pee.