Angel (TV Series)

Soul Purpose (2004)

James Marsters: Spike

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Quotes 

• Woman : Thank you! Thank you! That thing was gonna kill me!

  Spike : Well, what do you expect? Out alone in this neighborhood - I got half a mind to kill you myself, you half-wit.

  Woman : What?

  Spike : I mean, honestly, what kind of retard wears heels like that in a dark alley? Take two steps, break your bloody ankle.

  Woman : I was just trying to get home!

  Spike : Well, get a cab, you moron! And on the way, if a stranger offers you candy, don't get in the van!

  [to himself] 

  Spike : Stupid cow.

• Spike : What are you gawking at?

  Lindsey McDonald : A guy like you, whiling away his time in some cheesy downtown strip dive. Look like somebody who's feeling kinda lost.

  Spike : Is that right? Funny, thought I knew exactly where I was.

  [Points at the sign over the stage] 

  Spike : Place called the Peppermint Stick.

  [Points at the pole dancer] 

  Spike : Prima ballerina up there's Sunshine. Though I'm fairly certain that's not her real name.

• Spike : Look... I told Angel, and I'll tell you. A place like that doesn't change... not from the inside. Not from the out. You sign on there, it changes you. Puts things in your head. Spins your compass needle around 'till you can't cross the street without tripping the proverbial old lady and stepping on her glasses. And it's not like I wasn't there, gents. Like I wasn't watching you. Had to haunt the damn place, remember?

  Charles Gunn : Things aren't that cut-and-dried, Spike. We're making a difference. We're just... playing by a new set of rules.

  Spike : So what? You want me to... put on a suit, come play with you?

  Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : Something like that.

  Spike : I can't believe Angel would sign off on that. Unless... he doesn't know you're here, does he? Hedging our bets, are we, boys?

  Charles Gunn : That's not how it is.

  Spike : And the compass needle keeps spinning. And the world gets murkier and murkier.

• Lindsey McDonald : We need a champion.

  Spike : You are barking up the wrong vampire.

• Spike : You can't throw a bloody stone in this town without hitting some bimbo in trouble.

• Winifred 'Fred' Burkle : [In Angel's dream]  Spike, you single-handedly ended Armageddon and turned the world into a beautiful, happily-ever-after, candy mountain place where all our dreams come true!

  [gestures toward the window - Outside, downtown Los Angeles is depicted as a fairytale castle with blue skies and green hills and bright sunshine] 

  Spike : Beautiful, isn't it?

• Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : If you want to save the world, we've got the resources to help you do it.

  Spike : No offense, Mr. Vader, but I've got no itch to join the evil empire.

• Woman : I was just trying to get home!

  Spike : Well, get a cab, you moron! And on the way, if a stranger offers you candy, don't get in the van!

  [to himself] 

  Spike : Stupid cow.

• Spike : I didn't do this for a reward.

  Charles Gunn : That's why you're getting one!