Angel (TV Series)

Somnambulist (2000)

David Boreanaz: Angel

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• Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : When I saw this story today it rang chillingly familiar. So I reacquainted myself with certain facts, confirming, I'm sorry to say, my grim suspicions. In the late 1700s it was Angelus' custom to 'sign' his victims by carving a Christian cross into their left cheek. He liked to let people know he'd been there.

  Cordelia : Okay, you get to leave now. - You're not gonna come in here and accuse Angel like this.

  Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : Cordelia...

  Cordelia : No! I don't care how many files you have on all the horrible things he did back in the powdered wig days! - He is good now. And he's my friend. And nothing you or anyone else can say will make me turn on a friend!

  Angel : [From the shadows]  Cordelia.

  [Wesley and Cordy turn around] 

  Angel : He's right.

  Cordelia : [to Wesley]  You'll stake him and I'll cut his head off.

• Cordelia : People really do change.

  Angel : Yes, they do. And sometimes, they change back. If the day ever comes that I...

  Cordelia : Oh, I'll kill ya dead.

  Angel : Thanks.

  Cordelia : What are friends for?

• Angel : [about the vampire he sired, Penn]  I taught him well

  Cordelia : A real psycho-wan-kenobi.

  Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : 200 years practice. I imagine he has it down by now.

  Cordelia : No lie. Gallagher's changed his act more often than this dude has in the last two centuries. Why do you think he's still doing the same old schtick?

  Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : Well, I mean, it's a classic, isn't it?

  [Smiles] 

  Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : Every time he smashes that watermelon with a sledgehammer I just...

  [Angel and Cordy stare at him] 

• Penn : We were to meet in Italy, remember?

  Angel : I remember.

  Penn : Well, I waited. Hell, I waited till the 19th century. What happened?

  Angel : Got held up in Romania.

  Penn : Romania? What's in Romania?

  Angel : Gypsies.

• Angel : [facing off against Penn]  Gimme a stake.

  Cordelia : It's like nine in the morning.

  [Cordelia realizes what Angel means] 

  Cordelia : Oh, you mean a...

  [makes stabbing gesture with hand] 

• Penn : Well, you were right about one thing, Angelus. The last 200 years has been about me sticking it to my father. But I've come to realize something - it's you! You made me! You taught me! You approved of me in ways my mortal father never did! You are my real father, Angelus.

  Angel : Fine.

  [Angel lifts Penn, then slams him to the ground] 

  Angel : You're grounded!

• Angel : I'm sorry for what I did to you, Penn, for what I turned you into.

  Penn : First class killer? An Artist? A bold re-interpreter of the form?

  Angel : Try cheesy hack. Look at you. You've been getting back at your father for over 200 years. It's pathetic and cliched. Probably got a killer shrine on your wall, huh? News clippings, magazine articles, maybe a few candles? Oh, you are so prosaic.

• Cordelia : My glamorous LA life, I get to make the coffee and chain the boss to the bed. I've got to join a union.

  Angel : Cordelia, I think that's tight enough.

  Cordelia : [Pulls the chain one more time]  And if it turns out that we're back on the liquid lunch, better safe than cocktails!

• Wes : [Wesley and Angel break into another vampires apartment]  Oh, I invite you in!

  Angel : Relax. That's only for humans. Breaking and entering another vampire's lair isn't a problem.

• Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : Where'd you get the police radio?

  Angel : Police car.

  Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : Oh, dear!

• [Wesley and Cordelia think Angel has reverted to Angelus] 

  Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : Why should we believe anything you say?

  [in the blink of an eye, Angel grabs Wesley and puts him in a headlock] 

  Angel : Because that's how fast I could take you if I wanted.

• Penn : What? You don't drink so now no-one gets to?

  Angel : I don't expect you to understand.

  Penn : Oh, oh I... I understand. I was a Puritan, remember?

  Angel : It's gotta end.

  Penn : Why? Because you say so? How does that work exactly? You just wake up one morning and decide "OK, now I'm good?"

  [chuckles] 

  Penn : No, Angelus. It doesn't end. It never, ever ends. It just goes on and on.

  Cordelia : It's not the only thing that goes on and on.