- Cordelia: Oh, please. They've got the forbidden love of all time. They've been apart for months. Now he's suddenly human, I'm sure they're down there just havin' tea and crackers.
- Buffy: Angel? You okay?
- Angel: I feel weird.
- Buffy: I know. I do, too. I-I mean, I only came to see you so I could tell you face-to-face not to see me face-to-face anymore. And I know there's a fly in that logic ointment somewhere, but, the next thing I knew, we were being attacked by this Mutant Ninja Demon Thing, and-and then we're on the floor on top of each other, and - It's just really confusing being around you.
- Angel: No, I-I meant I felt weird from the demon's blood. It's powerful.
- Buffy: Oh. 'Kay. Let's just rewind Buffy's little outburst and pretend it never happened.
- Angel: No need to stir any of this up again.
- Cordelia: You don't wanna stir, but if my ex came to town and was all stalking me in the shadows and then left and then he didn't even say hello, I'd be...
- Buffy Summers: A little upset. Wouldn't you?
- Cordelia: Batten down the hatches. Here comes Hurricane Buffy.
- Allen Francis Doyle: You think? Maybe he's over her.
- Cordelia: You have so much to learn, little Irish man.
- Angel: The Gateway for Lost Souls... is under the post office?
- Allen Francis Doyle: Eh, it makes sense if you think about it.
- Cordelia: [about Buffy and Angel] Let me explain the lore here, okay? They suffer, they fight, that's business as usual. They get groiny with one another, the world as we know it falls apart.
- Allen Francis Doyle: [Buffy is talking to Angel] Where we going?
- Cordelia: Oh, they'll be into this for a while. We still have time for a cappuccino and probably the director's cut of the "Titanic".
- Buffy Summers: Peanut butter, preferably crunchy!
- Angel: I got it.
- Buffy Summers: The perfect yum. Mmm, this is a dream. You're human for like a minute and already there is cookie-dough-fudge-mint-chip in the fridge.
- Cordelia: That's our little Buffy.
- Allen Francis Doyle: She seemed a little...
- Cordelia: Bulgarian in that outfit?
- Cordelia: Oh, you wanna talk about being mature? Maybe it's time you grew up and realized that you can't have everything. You can't have Angel *and* save the world.
- Allen Francis Doyle: I'll finally be free to go out and make me own mark in the world.
- Cordelia: We had a cat that used to do that. Oh, God! What am I gonna do? I'm good for exactly two things: international superstardom, or helping a vampire with a soul to rid the world of evil. That makes for a short but colorful résumé.
- Cordelia: This plant was thriving just this morning. Now look at it. I'm telling you, where she leads, dark forces follow.
- Allen Francis Doyle: Buffy gave it mites?
- Cordelia: How else do you explain it?
- Allen Francis Doyle: Jealousy?
- Cordelia: I'm jealous of her? Oh, please.
- Allen Francis Doyle: It's just a theory.
- Cordelia: I've decided not to feel sorry for myself. I'm taking matters into my own hands, organizing a little "going out of business" sale to subsidize the severance package Angel never bothered setting up for me.
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