- Charles Gunn: You wanna give us your evil law firm? We ain't lawyers.
- Winifred 'Fred' Burkle: Or evil. Currently.
- Connor: There's only one thing that ever changes anything and that's death. Everything else is a lie. You can't be saved by a lie. You can't be saved at all.
- Lilah Morgan: What's the matter, Ace? Didn't think you're the only one that ever got to come back from Hell around here, did ya?
- [clears throat]
- Lilah Morgan: Speaking of which, could I possibly get some ice water?
- Charles Gunn: Can't help thinkin' it might cut down on the workload some if we got a little help. A few extra employees. Or a turnkey, state-of-the-art, multitasking operation.
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: You can't possibly think that's an option.
- Charles Gunn: Well, now I know it's an option, 'cause I was standing there when the dead lady offered it to us.