Miguel A. Núñez Jr.: Ted Swathmore

Quotes 

• Andy Richter : Ted! What are you doing here?

  Ted Swathmore : I got the job Andy, on your recommendation. Thanks a lot, pal!

  Andy Richter : Really, that's fantastic! Well, what happened to Wendy's woman?

  Jessica Green : Apparently she went back to Saudi Arabia and was stoned to death for having luggage with wheels.

  Byron Togler : Okay, that country has way too many rocks lying around.