Paget Brewster: Jessica Green

Quotes 

• Andy : Hey, I didn't see any coffee.

  Jessica : [throws the hot coffee in his face]  See it now?

  [Andy screams in pain] 

  Jessica : It's working, you're suddenly more sensitive!

• Jessica : Since this place is already packed with white guys, I think they're going to hire... what's the politically correct term?

  Andy : Another white guy?

• Jessica Green : All of these resumes are impressive.

  Andy Richter : You know, eh, Ted has five years experience and he's been black his whole live, which has not been easy in such a racist society.

  Wendy McKay : My candidate's a woman from Saudi Arabia. She watched as her mother was stoned to death for driving a car. A bumper car.

  Byron Togler : You know, I know that we're trying to do a good thing, but I think that it's terrible putting people in racial catagories like this.

  Andy Richter : Let me guess, your guy is white?

  Byron Togler : No. My blind guy is white.

  Keith Richards : I found a one armed, gay, native American little person.

  Wendy McKay : Are you kidding me?

  Keith Richards : Unfortunately he wasn't a technical writer. He just wanted to meet another one armed, gay, native American little person. Anybody knows anybody?

• Andy Richter : Ted! What are you doing here?

  Ted Swathmore : I got the job Andy, on your recommendation. Thanks a lot, pal!

  Andy Richter : Really, that's fantastic! Well, what happened to Wendy's woman?

  Jessica Green : Apparently she went back to Saudi Arabia and was stoned to death for having luggage with wheels.

  Byron Togler : Okay, that country has way too many rocks lying around.