Hal Smith credited as playing...
Otis Campbell
- Barney Fife: Otis, did you hear what they want to do to me? They want to humiliate me! Embarass me! And the mayor and Andy both standin' there watchin' it! What do you say to that?
- [drinks a cup of spiked water]
- Otis Campbell: Cheers.
- Barney Fife: Otis, what are you doin' here? It's only Friday afternoon!
- Otis Campbell: I decided to take a long weekend because of the holiday.
- Barney Fife: What holiday?
- Otis Campbell: I think it's our anniversary.
- Barney Fife: Why ain't you home with your wife?
- Otis Campbell: What kind of a holiday would that be?