- Andy Taylor: You got a pretty good idea of the kind of woman Ethyl was.
- Aunt Bee Taylor: Have I.
- Andy Taylor: Well, suppose you suddenly became the kind of woman Ethyl wasn't?
- Aunt Bee Taylor: Oh Andy, what a wicked idea!
- Andy Taylor: Sorry.
- Aunt Bee Taylor: Will you help me?
- Professor Hubert St. John: Fortunately, most of the natives we met in the interior of Brazil were friendly. Still, whenever I was invited to dinner, I never knew if I was the guest or the entrée.