- Sheriff Andy Taylor: Well, how 'bout, um, 'Knowledge is the... tool of life'?
- Aunt Bee Taylor: Good, Andy! Good!
- [writing]
- Aunt Bee Taylor: Knowledge is the tool of life.
- [to Andy]
- Aunt Bee Taylor: Who said it?
- Sheriff Andy Taylor: Me.
- Aunt Bee Taylor: Oh? I thought maybe it might be somebody like Shakespeare.
- Sheriff Andy Taylor: No. I beat him to it this time.
- Andy Taylor: You graduated from Bradbury, didn't you?
- Howard Sprague: Oh yeah, took the full year and a half course.
- Emmett Clark: You know who else graduated from Bradbury? Cyrus Whitley. He's now doin' 5 years in prison for embezzlement. He probably learned to embezzle in college.