The Andy Griffith Show (TV Series)
A Date for Gomer (1963)
Don Knotts: Barney Fife
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Quotes
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Barney Fife : We gotta get some guy that's not been around too much. You know, really naive. Some guy with not too much upstairs. In other words, a real dope!
Gomer Pyle : [Gomer enters] Hey, Andy! Hey, Barney!
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Barney Fife : A man spends money gettin' his suit spotted and pressed, takes two hours polishing his hat and for what? Heartaches!
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Barney Fife : I ain't gonna stand in no stag line with Old Man Perkins and a bunch of slumped-over teenagers!