- Mr. White: [looking at Gale in a white bikini] Very nice.
- Gale Hoffman: Why do I have to dress this way?
- Mr. White: Two reasons, one, because I like women in bikinis, and two, I feel safer when I know there's no place for them to hide any weapons.
- Captain Barbera: Parker, let me ask you something: deep down, do you really think this bomb will explode?
- Peter Parker: Well, let me put it to you this way: as far as we know, since 1945, everyone who has attempted to explode an atomic bomb, has succeeded on the first try.
- J. Jonah Jameson: Spider-Man? You mean you got this from Spider-Man?
- Peter Parker: Well, we. we sort of worked it out together, yes.
- J. Jonah Jameson: I wouldn't believe anything that that weirdo tells me!
- Gale Hoffman: I would.
- Peter Parker: Why would the people with the bomb be in Los Angeles if they plan to explode it in Manhattan?
- Gale Hoffman: Maybe they don't have the bomb at all?
- Peter Parker: No, that's not it. We must be missing something.
- J. Jonah Jameson: Yes. The last flight to New York!
- Rita Conway: [about Peter] That boy has got more things shaking than a bellydancer in an earthquake.